thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

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attractinq:

<3

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

itseasytoremember:

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

at least the shelf liked ur joke

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

tacolol:

perfectly said

demism:

This is how people must feel when I don’t respond to their messages(?)

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